if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
This post genuinely scares me
when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
(Source: snarg, via tightvaginas)+
Why is my dog licking the carpet?+
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t